It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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