is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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