I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
send nudes
from the living room?
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