we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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