When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
