kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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