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(860): View more from Connecticut

i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.

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(757): View more from Virginia

No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire

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(513): View more from Ohio

As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN

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(915): View more from Texas

Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.

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(213): View more from California

My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."

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(989): View more from Michigan

apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer

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(206): View more from Washington

He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager

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(218): View more from Minnesota

She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!

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