wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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