doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The best revenge is premature balding
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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