You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
