I hate your face
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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