This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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