Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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