There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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