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just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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