Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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