I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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