he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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