dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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