I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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