yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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