Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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