big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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