Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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