I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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