I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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