Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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