I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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