Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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