Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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