I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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