the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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