I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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