Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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