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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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