dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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