I just pynch a tree in the face
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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