you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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