Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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