Do vagina's smell?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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