Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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