I wish I only lived at night.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
