god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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