i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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