I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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