I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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