So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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