I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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