Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
they're like a gay fantastic four
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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