Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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