Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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