awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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