I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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