You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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