bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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