What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
