That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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